Stephen Wins a Grammy Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 131 Date: March 04, 2010 From now on, Stephen will call his special, "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! Except Maybe a Grammy." (02:11)

Sign Off - U.S.A. Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 4 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen signs off with a U.S.A. chant. (00:04)

Bananafish Tale - Henry Allen Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 408 Date: March 04, 2010 Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show. (06:48)

Eliot Spitzer Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 369 Date: March 04, 2010 Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse. (06:09)

The Word - Cognoscor Ergo Sum Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 311 Date: March 04, 2010 Blippy.com posts every purchase you make, and IJustMadeLove.com shows where people had sex. (05:11)

Stephen Apologizes for Feeding His Grammy Baby Food Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 75 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen should not have fed baby food to his Grammy — she should still be breastfeeding. (01:15)

Intro - 02/02/10 Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 34 Date: March 04, 2010 A new website takes social networking to the next level, and Eliot Spitzer is pretty stoked about that Tiger Woods business. (00:34)

Exclusive - Backstage With John Heilemann Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 166 Date: March 04, 2010 Find out how John Heilemann and Mark Halperin persevered against all odds to finish their book. (02:46)

2/3/10 in :60 Seconds Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 62 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen recommends that men take estrogen, asks Peter Cove about his mustache grooming team and helps John Durant find a Mrs. Caveman. (01:02)

John Durant Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 379 Date: March 04, 2010 John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet. (06:19)

Job Man Caravan Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 178 Date: March 04, 2010 Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother’s garage door. (02:58)

Be Almost All That You Can Be Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 170 Date: March 04, 2010 John McCain won’t consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the...

Intro - 02/03/10 Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 31 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen. (00:31)

2/4/10 in :60 Seconds Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 60 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen explains why hermaphrodites can’t be gay and finds out about his white ancestry from Henry Louis Gates, Jr. (01:00)

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 59 Date: March 04, 2010 The final item up for auction is Stephen’s old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund. (00:59)

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 372 Date: March 04, 2010 Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he’s the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis. (06:12)

Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s Trial Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 297 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen’s defense. (04:57)

Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada’s History Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 290 Date: March 04, 2010 A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada’s History. (04:50)

Hermaphrodites Can’t Be Gay Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 117 Date: March 04, 2010 It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay — they can be straight, double straight or double gay. (01:57)

2/10/10 in :60 Seconds Channel: Colbert Nation Length: 64 Date: March 04, 2010 Stephen assumes the sun has been destroyed, finds gay babies offensive, and talks Emmy bait with Claire Danes. (01:04)