Barnaby Jones Reruns Channel: South Park Studios Length: 88 Date: April 14, 2009 Mr. Garrison tells the boys about their upcoming field trip.

Cartman Arrives Channel: South Park Studios Length: 159 Date: April 14, 2009 Cartman arrives at Fox Network.

Satan’s Super Sweet 16 Channel: South Park Studios Length: 52 Date: April 14, 2009 Satan decides to throw a massive Halloween party.

Chinpoko Mon Camp Channel: South Park Studios Length: 95 Date: April 14, 2009 The Chinpoko Mon camp brainwashes the children of South Park.

Chef Volunteers? Channel: South Park Studios Length: 38 Date: April 14, 2009 Chef is volunteered to fix the Hippie Digger.

The Island of Misfit Mascots Channel: South Park Studios Length: 140 Date: April 14, 2009 The boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots.

Must Confess Channel: South Park Studios Length: 124 Date: April 14, 2009 If the boys don’t confess soon, they're doomed.

I Learned Mongolian In College Channel: South Park Studios Length: 201 Date: April 14, 2009 The parents rabble on about their children becoming Mongolians and take them home.

Never Break Character Channel: South Park Studios Length: 52 Date: April 14, 2009 Stan, Kyle, Jimmy and Wendy try to get a hold of the police.

Vote or Die Channel: South Park Studios Length: 132 Date: April 14, 2009 Puff Daddy tells Stan to Vote or Die at gun point.

Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song Vs. Pro War Country Song Channel: South Park Studios Length: 114 Date: April 14, 2009 The opposing sides sing their views at the rally.

Dead To Me Channel: South Park Studios Length: 49 Date: April 14, 2009 Ike declares Kyle is dead to him.

Captain Ahab Channel: South Park Studios Length: 68 Date: April 14, 2009 Chef gives the boys a pep talk on the bus ride to China.

Red Rocket Channel: South Park Studios Length: 71 Date: April 14, 2009 Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.

Not A Big Deal 2 Channel: South Park Studios Length: 107 Date: April 14, 2009 The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.

You Will Respect My Authoritah! Channel: South Park Studios Length: 56 Date: April 14, 2009 Cartman pulls Stan’s dad over for speeding, then beats him.

I’m Not Your Buddy Channel: South Park Studios Length: 97 Date: April 14, 2009 Cartman is pissed off about the Terrance and Phillip special, but the girls think it’s funny.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Channel: South Park Studios Length: 113 Date: April 14, 2009 The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.

Kenny G Channel: South Park Studios Length: 42 Date: April 14, 2009 Mr. Garrison Sr. finds a solution to his problem.

NAMBLA Party Channel: South Park Studios Length: 94 Date: April 14, 2009 The boys attend a NAMBLA party.