No Shark Attacks, Investigation Damage Covered : An insurance salesman man at an exhibition sets a scene for a woman of a leaky water pipe in a kitchen so that he can explain what his company would offer. She declares that she is a writer and continues to interrupt his narrative with comments on its suitability as a plot. The narrator advises that it is quite straightforward, as Direct Line will pay for any damage caused when looking for the leak, unlike other insurers.