Click 'Show More' to view lyrics Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner Everyone would be in love with me But I twittered out a picture of my weiner And everybody wants a bite of me Now I wish i was an Oscar Mayer Weiner But politics the only game I know And because I’m not an Oscar Mayer Weiner My sausage has become a media show Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner Instead of telling you it was a prank But I'm really not an Oscar Mayer Weiner So everybody knows it was MY FRANK words and music written and performed by Ron Berg special thanks to Rey Biedgoly "Yee Hah!" copyright 2011 by Ron Berg