In this episode, what’s next for Al Qaeda, besides freaking out every time they hear a helicopter? Then, a new government intrusion into our private lives. I thought they were only supposed to do that to gay people. And my guest, John Bradshaw, has a new book about dog behavior. Bad news, Mr. Bradshaw, dogs can't read. Sarah Palin claims she knows all the lyrics to "Rappers Delight." Alaska karaoke bars, you've been warned. This is The Colbert Report.