I go to New York Many time I like cussing at homeless And smashing Taxis with sledgehammer When I in New York (Chorus) I am from Iceland Iceland is a country The funny thing about Iceland Is that there's no ice there I go to Boston Many time I like cussing at Stop Signs And smashing Boston monsterface with sledgehammer When I in Boston (Chorus) I go to Florida Many time I like cussing at dirty water And smashing Floridians head with sledgehammer When I in Florida (Chorus) And you know that The funny thing about Iceland is Iceland is covered with grass But Greenland is covered with ice.