MP3: Vlogs: Game Commentary: POSTERS! - Fans! Shirts! Twitter! Recomposed by Brennan Anderson Ubisoft, Sparkle.Fade in to the left handof a sleepy man.How#39;d he fall asleep there?Help up the sleepy hooded man.That#39;s what beds are for.Drag him cross the stone floor.Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.He could get carpet burned.Slow fade.Cut to white on a boat, I#39;m looking ahead.Holding on a rope.I am... nauseous,Now I#39;m alone, and walking away.And I#39;m afraid of heights.Oh sh**, how#39;d I get up here?If I fall then I would be dead.I made it down alright.I feel great... RAAHH!GOD!COME ON!Whoever shot that arrow#39;s gonna pay.Enter Bald Guy With a Cape.Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.Then you see the bald guyjoined by some other guys.RUN UP!In slow motion, kick a guy in the head.Stab his friend.Spin around, roll off.Punch a face.Start out in slow motion first,then use your speed hack.Grab a sword, use it to deflect.Stab him in the back.Get down just in time, andslap him in the face.Friendly Fire#39;s on, apparently.Why unsheath your blade?Make #39;em use their own.Time out, lemme get my Weap#39;s...IN SLOW-MO.I am the first X-Man.That joke#39;s ahead of our time,but you still gonna die!Who the hell is that guy?The second X-Man.Don#39;t watch him walk away,or you#39;ll lose a hidden bladeand get surrounded.OOWHITE!Evil Bald Guy With a Cape.Ezio plans his escape.Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes freeAll the Royal Guards pee themselvesMain Boss calls them off with his right handSlow dramatic zoom-pan.Doesn#39;t phase the hooded man.Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first)He used to jump off those, ...