Tough Guy vs Russian Cop. Cop: Where do you live Guy: Moscow Cop Where in moscow Guy: Whats the difference? Cop: Why do you act like this? Guy: Whats the matter - are you the law? Cop: What am i? Guy: Why are you swearing (i’m not sure about this part). Lets go over there to talk.  Later it's self explanatory... Guy tries to grab cops gun, takes off the shirt, acts agressive, gets sprayed. After tear gas he begs for water, but buddies have only beer.