FREE mp3, Lyrics, and Info: 1 of 3 music videos we made for the Science Channel’s BRINK.   Art and animation by Billy Reid. Check out his channel: FREE mp3: LYRICS, CHORDS: Robot Girlfriend Verse: F F7 A7 Dm C Bb Bridge: Gm C Chorus: F F7 A7 Dm C Bb I’ve never had too much luck with females I’m not confident unless I’m writing an email. But my life would be so sublime if I bought a robot girl online. I’d never hear her silicon mouth complaining about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming She’s my Small Wonder; I’m her Voltron. I flip a switch and it turns her on! My robot girlfriend. The best relationship I’d ever been in. She’s got a grip stronger than an ape And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place though we can’t go out in rainy weather we can still play solitaire together Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear They’re just a team of friendly Japanese engineers. If I ever start to think that she might leave me I’ll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory My robot girlfriend. The best relationship I’ll never be in. Follow us on Twitter: Distributed by Tubemogul.