iReport — Sick and tired of the valedictorian speeches most people yawned through and promptly forgot, graduating senior and valedictorian, Alaine Caudle of Doniphan West High School, started thinking of ways to make her required few minutes in the spotlight stick in the minds of her peers. The Lyrics to The Song She Performed: My name’s Alaine I got a big brainThat's why I'm yourValedictorianClass of elevenLookin' like heavenCooler than everyoneHotter than a hot dog bunWe're fine like flowersWe all take showersBetter than the restYa we got zestI don't got to talk about itYa you can see itBut if you want I'll be happy to repeat itMy name's AlaineI got a big brainThat's why I'm yourValedictorianClass of elevenLookin' like heavenCooler than everyoneHotter than a hot dog bunWe're fine like flowersWe all take showersBetter than the restYa we got zestI can talk about itCause I know that we're prettyAnd if you know it tooThen classmates sing it with meAll eyes on us when we walk inThis is the class of elevenDon't hate us cause we're awesome Don't hate us cause we're awesome Our walk, our talk, the way we dressIt's not our fault so please don't stressDon't hate us cause we're awesomeDon't hate us cause we're awesomeNow do the graduation rock, rock, rockDo the graduation rock, rock, rock Do the graduation rock, rock, rock All my classmates do the graduation rock, rock, rockDo the graduation rock, rock, rock Do the graduation rock, rock, rock Do the graduation rock, rock, rock Now where you at?If you lookin' for us you can catch usCruising Main StreetRollin on 15'sJust chillin' in the backseatUnderclassmen think were crazy cause we know how to get downBut really they're just jealousCause they don't get to wear this gownGet your stuff togetherWe're lateThese past four years have been greatI can talk about it cause I know that we're prettyAnd if you know it tooThen classmates sing it with meAll eyes on us when we walk inThis is the class of elevenDon't hate us cause we're ...