He’ll chop off your arm and poke you in the eye with it. One of the few sci-fi films to come out of Turkey — with a budget of about 50 cents, this laughably bad flick set in the 15th century sports public-transport buses in the background, stolen scenes and soundtrack songs from Star Wars, Indiana Jones and others. Lead actor Cuneyt Arkin was a heartthrob in those days, though, so some members of the audience will have something to look at while they crack up.