Time and time again stuffy film censors have stopped us seeing films how the director intends. The most recent example is Tarantino's extreme-fest Grindhouse, which is due to get a cut or two before it can be released in mainstream cinemas (see why here). If those bureaucrats had their way, we'd never see sex, violence or bad language on a screen again. Which would be rubbish. This hilarious clip shows how censorship could be taken to extremes, and how 300 could be made even more homoerotic.