50 percent of all dead people come back as zombies. They come back confused, hungry and in need of entertainment. The Zombie Today Show is for the modern zombie. Watch celebrity guests such as Elvis and Michael Jackson. Find out about zombie skin care and the Flesh Patch. The Zombie Today Show is a soap opera comedy of zombies and Hollywood. In the spirit of Zombieland, Fido and Shaun of the Dead. New episodes play each Friday at Blogs, photos, videos and polls await. Be one of those fast zombies. Get there quick and have some fun. Trip a friend. Feed them to Roger.