This lecture introduces the science of nucleomistry (basically chemistry of the atomic nucleus). It is intended for the general population who is curious about the science behind the world we live in, and has a thick enough skin not to get offended by jokes made at their expense. This lecture describes what nucleomistry is (and how it differs from chemistry and physics), explains why wikipedia is a valid scientific source, and begins to explain some of the chemistry behind with the nucleomistry theories are based.