Best Rap Ever by Phil McCracken.  BLAZE OF FIRE (feel free to make a rap song with these lyrics, but give Phil credit.) yo yo trailin' a blaze of fire from the top of my head to my toes call the fire department because I am on fire with my rappin' and I’m gonna stomp on the flappin' lips of all my foes I'm not one for braggin' but I know I am the best Be it in the south, north, east or the west Have a rap battle with me and losing will be your fate I'm stepping into the boxing ring of rap because I'm a heavyweight I get so tired and sick of you haters and I am here to call your bluff and just because I am in the Jonas Brothers Fan Club does not mean I'm not tough I get teased all the time saying I got no skills and girly hair but I know you are just jealous of my friggin' talents I kissed a guy once but that does not mean I am gay he was my cousin and it was an accident and that's all I'm gonna say so shut up your lips before I slug them with my machine gun of words maybe you'd be a better rapper if you stopped drinking and put down that bong I have nothing left to say except this is Phil McCracken and remember to rock on.