A man discovers how elaborate tattoos can be extremely inconvenient.   Film Awards Distinctions: September 2002: Shown at the Coney Island Short Film Festival. October 2002: Shown at the "Dirty" festival at Arlene’s Grocery, Manhattan. Winner of the "Quick and Dirty" award. December 2002: Shown at the Chicago City Limits' "First Sundays" comedy film festival. (Along with my first animated short, "TV Drama"). December 10th, 2002: Shown at Videovaudeville/PSNBC comedy show at the HERE performance center, Manhattan. (comedy show produced by Kevin Maher and Whitney Melton).