Terrell Owens Retiring on NewsFeed - Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Terrell Owens has yet to be picked up by any team for the upcoming football season. Owens is known for making football fun by giving people someone to hate with his crazy touchdown celebrations. Kind of like how I am every time I get a girl’s phone number. “I am the best! Take that gay-rumors! I’m going to live forever!” Owens hinted retirement at the end of last season. The 37 year old’s allegedly difficult behavior and frequent moves make retirement a definite possibility. If he does, he will still leave as one the games most dominant players ever. I wish I could say the same about my dating life. Even if I did that would sound weird. But I’m going to anyways. “Asif Ali dominates the ladies!”