Dallas Mavericks Champions on Newsfeed -The Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat last night to win the NBA championship… Alright… Who’s kidding around? This isn’t funny. The Miami Heat lost? Yeah right! They did? I just lost so much money. Gimme a minute. Lebron James stirred up a little controversy after the game when he commented that people rooting for him to fail had to go back to their regular lives today. That is true, back to their regular lives without an NBA championship, just like him. Maverick player Dirk Nowitzki won the Finals MVP award and… Wait, so you seriously mean to tell me that Lebron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade lost in the finals? Like for real? This is the worst day ever. I was gonna buy a jet ski and take my talents to South Beach.