Please check out RyanMastComedy.Com or friend me at Facebook.com/RyanMastComedy This Is Part of my performance on the "Laughs for Japan": benefit show done shortly after the tragic tsunami that struck Japan in 2011.  Done At the Historic Irving Theater. If you haven’t already, Please donate to the cause to help good people going through a very bad time. www.redcross.org/JapanEarthquake Also i feel the need to say so no one thinks my joke is "free game" or stolen, despite the fictional structure of the set up the Lincoln joke is original and written by me.