Voodoo Dog brings you this interplanetary footage of a celestial phenomena which occurred on Memorial Day 2011. Gravitational forces combined with the Atmo-rectumular discharge of Zoltar and created strange vibrations in this equatorial sea. Observe the rock outside — the size of a large house! Be amazed as men pilot too-small vehicles through the Van Allen belts! Laugh out loud as preposterous scientific impossibilities are described! Snicker at Wilbur Kookmeyer! Bring bigger boards, then leave them here and go home! You should have been here the NEXT day.