MP3: Daily Vlogs: Game Commentary: POSTERS! - Fans! Shirts! Twitter! Recomposed by Brennan Anderson LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How’d he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE! Evil Bald Guy With a Cape. Ezio plans his escape. Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free All the Royal Guards pee themselves Main Boss calls them off with his right hand Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man. Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die. Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to fir...